So, honey, Ibiza can only 亲爱的伊比莎餐厅今晚只有take us at 6:30 tonight. 六点半的时段有空位给我们Great. I will meet you at Ibiza. 好的我们在伊比萨见面It's pronounced "Ibeetha", not "Ibeeza". 正确发音是伊比"莎" 而不是伊比"萨" Oh, thanks, honey. 多谢提醒啊宝贝That reminds me - this weekend, 这让我想到这周末I want to see that baby panda at the "thoo". 我想去"董"物园看小熊猫Yeah... I'm the idiot. 对对对我是白痴This year for Valentine's Day, 今年的情人节we're gonna have a nice, 我们要去伊比莎餐厅quiet dinner at Ibiza. 共进美妙又安静的晚餐Last year, we, um... 去年我们...We overreached... a little. 我们玩过火了一点点We created sexy alter egos 我们创造了性感的第二人格Clive and Juliana 克莱夫和朱莉安娜met in the hotel bar. 他们是在酒店的吧台认识的This one lost her panties 她在酒店大厅里in the lobby in front of her dad... 在她老爸面前失去了她的小裤裤- Phil. - Which was still -菲尔 -还挺有意...it was hard. It was hard for her. 是很惨对她来说真的很难受You know I can't stand it when you use that word. 你明明知道我不喜欢你提那个字- "Panties"? - Yeah, that. Yes. That word. -"小裤裤"吗 -是的就是那词Sorry. She lost her underpanties. 对不起她弄丢了内裤裤- So? - So? -怎样啊 -怎么啦Well, huh? So? 如何啦怎么样啦- What's happening? - Flowers? -这是干嘛 -花呀Is someone pointing a gun at you? 是有歹徒在挟持你吗Oh, for goodness' sake. 拜托Did you get the flowers Lily and I sent you? 你有没有收到我跟莉莉送给你的花嘛Oh, that's so sweet. No. No, I didn't get anything. 真贴心可是我真的什么也没收到Really? Did you check with that assistant of yours? 是吗你跟你那个助理确认过了吗Broderick! 布拉德里克Uh, did you get any flowers today? 你今天有收到花吗No. Sadly, I'm without Valentine this year. 没有我过的是没有情人的情人节No, for Mitchell! The flowers are for Mitchell! 不是给你是给米奇尔花是给米奇尔的Oh, that's right. 原来如此Oops. 抱歉Mitchell's assistant has a huge crush on him. 米奇尔的助理迷他迷得无法自拔He does not. 他没有And I think the only prudent thing 我觉得最明智的选择to do is say, "You're fired. " 就是跟他说 "你被炒了"Don't be jealous. 别吃干醋了He just looks up to me. 他只是比较敬重我The thing about Mitchell is he can be naive. 米奇尔的问题就是有时候太天然呆He is completely unaware of how absolutely adorable he is. 他不知道自己多迷人多招蜂引蝶Oh. Okay, well, thank you. 好了好了谢谢夸奖But I am aware when someone has a crush on me, 但是要是有人迷上了我我看得出来的and he does not have a crush on me. 可他是真的没有迷上我Yes, he has a crash on me. 他绝对是迷上了我I was a little concerned when 我本来还真有点担心they said they could only take us at 6:30, but... 他们居然只有六点半才有位置I know. This house is on fire, right? 我理解可这里火的很啊是吧Now, this is how you do V-Day. 你看情人节就是应该这么过的Except most of these people 除了这里大多的人could have been here on V-E Day. 在欧战胜利纪念日[1945年]时就应该来这庆祝了could have been here on V-E Day. 情人节缩写是V-Day二次世界大战欧战胜利纪念日缩写是VE Day 只有一字之差But it's classy, which we deserve. 还是很有格调嘛跟我们很搭Yes, we do. 是啊绝配What were we thinking last year, 去年我们是发了什么疯acting like a couple of teenagers? 怎么会想扮演一对年轻小情侣啊I know. Oh! 我知道Hey, we've had our crazy Valentine's Days. 我们已经享受过我们的疯狂情人节了We tore it up! 我们玩疯到了极点But you got to know when to let that stuff go. 可是过了之后你不能念念不忘啊Yeah. 你说得对All those kids out there are 现在外面的小屁孩追求的刺激just looking for something that we've already got. 对我们而言不过是过往云烟Yeah. 是的- I love you. - I love you, too. -我爱你 -我也爱你Oh, my gosh! 我的天呐- Are you okay? - I'm good. We're good. -你没事吧 -没事我们都没事Are you all right? 您没事吧This is my first day in one of these things. 这是我第一天骑这玩意Oh, hey, let me, let me help you out. 让我来吧我来帮你吧How about I park it over there for you, okay? 我帮你把停在那边好吗Oh, thank you. 谢谢你了Here's your valet ticket. 这是你的停车票I'm kidding, actually. That's my valet ticket. 我开玩笑的这是我的停车票All right. 好了Let's see. 我瞧瞧Lefty loosey, righty tighty. Hey! 左开右刹All right. 动啦This is fun, Claire. You got to try this. 这很有趣克莱尔你也来玩玩Phil. 菲尔- He is the natural. - Thank you. -他有骑这车的天赋 -谢谢I know Phil and I are gonna grow old together someday...我知道我和菲尔会有年华老去的一天This thing needs mirrors. 这东西需要后视镜But today is not that day. 但绝不能是情人节这天Hello? 你好Hello, may I speak to Clive? 你好我找克莱夫I'm sorry. I think you have the wrong number. Bye-bye. 抱歉你打错了再见I got disconnected. Would you mind redialing? 我断线了麻烦帮我重拨一下Hello? 你好Hello, Clive. This is Juliana. 你好克莱夫我是朱莉安娜Look lady, please stop calling me. 听着女士请别再打给我了- This is... - No. Phil. Phil. Phil. Don't hang up. -这... -别挂菲尔菲尔菲尔别挂- Claire? - No, no, no. Not Claire. -克莱尔 -不不不不是克莱尔Juliana. 是朱莉安娜And you're Clive Bixby, remember? 而你是克莱夫·比克斯比还记得吗We met at the hotel bar last year. 我们去年在酒店吧台认识的Now... make up some lie, ditch that wife of yours, 现在找个借口甩开你老婆and meet me at our hotel in 30 minutes. 三十分钟后到那个酒店找我You think you can you manage that? 你觉得你能搞定她吗Baby doll, I've been lying to my wife for 16 years. 小宝贝我都骗了她十六年了Okay. See ya. 很好待会见So... Champagne? 要喝点香槟吗Um, actually, Claire, something's come up. 其实克莱尔我有点事得去处理So... gotta go. 所以我得先走了You're not ditching me here on Valentine's Day. 不准你在情人节抛下我Screw that. Sit. 别管那事了坐下But... o- okay. 可是... 好吧We'll - we'll stay. 我们我们就待着吧- Phil. - Oh, that's part of it? -菲尔 -这也是一部分吗So hot! 真香艳火辣Claire. I'm leaving. Deal with it. 克莱尔我要走了自己保重So, no one walks anymore! 现在都没人走路了吗Should be just few more minutes. 要再等一会应该就好了When is our reservation? 我们预定是几点Here's the thing. 情况是这样的No, not "the thing. " I hate "the thing". 不别解释解释就是掩饰My secretary screwed up and 我的秘书搞砸了didn't get us one. Don't worry. 没有帮我们预订到别担心I'll slip the guy a few bucks. 我这就过去贿赂下那家伙What kind of idiot messes up two Valentine's in a row?哪个白痴会蠢到连续两年弄砸了情人节呢Not this idiot. 不是我这白痴Two months ago, I booked a private chef, 两个月前我预订了私人厨师musicians - the works... 还找了一乐团来演奏叫业务乐队for a romantic dinner at home. 为了在家里置办场浪漫的晚餐I just had to get the senorita out 我的任务就是把"大小姐"带出去of the house while they set up. 好让他们在家里做准备This is 50 bucks. Do not give us a table. 这是五十块千万别给我们位子What's the money for? 那你给我钱干嘛You also must refuse my wife. She's very persuasive. 你还得婉拒我巧舌善辩的老婆的要求Just a couple more minutes. 再等会就行了So we don't get the table at the fancy restaurant, 我们不会在高级餐厅弄到位子which drives Gloria crazy. 歌洛莉亚就会很抓狂"Jay, why you not be no more romantic to me?". "杰你为什么不能对我浪漫一点呢"We walk in the door, and bam! 到时我们走进家门天降惊喜She looks like a big idiot. 她就呆若木鸡了And isn't that what Valentine's Day is all about? 这不就是情人节的意义吗Jay, come here. We're in. 杰过来我们有座了Your secretary didn't forget. Look. 你秘书没有忘记看Pritchett for two. 普里契特两位Just a reminder. I need the television at 8:00. 提醒一下我八点要看电视的Jeremy and I have a phone date 杰里米要和我电话约会to watch "Love Actually". 要一起看《真爱至上》的That's the lamest plan ever, and I'm jealous. 这真是最逊的约会计划了但我真妒忌So, my boyfriend, David, 我的男友戴维blows me off on 在全年最浪漫的晚上the most romantic night of the year - to study! 竟然放我鸽子去读书了This is the worst Valentine's Day. 这真是最糟糕的情人节了Best Valentine's Day ever! 最棒的情人节啊David stands up Haley, 戴维放了海莉的鸽子and old boyfriend Dylan is out of the picture. 前男友迪兰也没戏了I'm not saying I miss Dylan, 我不是说我想念迪兰but at least he was romantic. 但至少他很浪漫David never sent me a jar of his own tears. 戴维绝不会送我一瓶他流的"痴情泪"I'm playing the long game here. 我是在放长线钓大鱼Like me today, love me tomorrow. 现在先喜欢我以后再慢慢爱上我吧She's had the romantic. She's had the intellectual. 她曾有过浪漫的男友也有过聪明的男友How about all of that in one fine, 那一个又浪漫又聪明的little brown package? 棕色小男友会有多棒呢- I've hit a new low. - You can talk to me. -我的人生到达了新低点 -你可以跟我倾诉And I'm lower. 这下我更低落了Just picking up some things. 我只是回来拿东西I am not here. 忽略我的存在吧Name tags, name tags, name tags. 胸牌胸牌胸牌Come on! Bingo! 快点找到啦I know what to do. 我知道怎么办了Dylan's been texting me again. 迪兰又给我来短信了Bet if David knew that, 我敢肯定如果戴维知道了he'd come running right over here. 肯定会马不停蹄赶过来Wait. Before you start playing these games, 等等在你开始玩弄这些男人之前let me ask you one simple question... 让我问你一个简单的问题Who is Haley Dunphy? 海莉·邓菲的本色为何- Don't do it, Haley! - Stop following me. -海莉千万别这样做 -不要跟着我Let me just say my piece. 让我说说我的看法No. 不要Look, you can be the Haley 听着你可以把自己who defines herself as David's girlfriend, 定位是戴维女朋友or Dylan's girlfriend, 或是迪兰女朋友or you can be your own Haley. 或者完完全全做自己Maybe you haven't met her, 虽然你还不认识本色的海莉but I know her. 可我认识她She's an amazing person. 她是个很给力的人So when you're ready, I'd like to introduce you. 如果你准备好了我想把你介绍给她Cameron! Is there something I can do you for? 卡梅隆有什么能为你效劳的吗No. I just came by to pick up my man. 没什么我只是来接我男人的I'm taking him to Ibiza tonight. 我今晚要跟他去伊比莎餐厅吃饭Ooh, I've heard good things about Ibiza. 哦听说伊比莎餐厅很不错呢But I'm afraid he may have to meet you there. 但是你恐怕得和他在那里碰面了He's in the middle of a meeting. 他现在正在开会On Valentine's night? 在情人节晚上开会吗I didn't realize when I scheduled it. It's my fault. 我排他行程表的时候没注意我的错Gasp. I'm shocked. 天啊我太"意外"了I could drop him off at 等他开完会了the restaurant as soon as they wrap it up. 我可以就送他去餐厅啊Oh, aren't you a dear? 你人"好"的像头小鹿似的I'd like to mount your head in my trophy room. 真想就这么把你头拽下来挂墙上Cam! 小卡Wait. 等等Have I upset you in any way? 我是不是哪方面做错惹你生气了Oh, please. Let's not play this game. 拜托别装了We both know what's going on. 你我早已心知肚明Have I been that obvious? 我有表现的这么明显吗Uh, the flowers that don't get delivered, 花都没送到the Valentine's Day plans that get interrupted... 情人节的计划也被打乱了Do I really need to spell it out for you? 还需要说的更明白吗Me, Mitchell - wedge. 我米奇尔你个小三Don't hate me. It's just... 别讨厌我我只是...so hard to see someone 见到别人能够拥有else have something you want and can't have. 你想要又得不到的东西心里堵得慌Does Broderick have a crush? Yes. 布拉德里克是否对某人有意思没错On someone he frequently sees at the office? 是不是对经常出现在办公室的某人有意思Yes. 没错Does that man have red hair and a beard? 那个人有红色头发和胡子吗No, but his boyfriend does. 没有但是他的男朋友有It's me. The - the crush is on me. 就是我他是对我有意思This is you. 你到了Oh, did I validate you? 你明白我的意思吧Oh, yes. 当然- Appletini? - It was. -苹果马提尼吗 -本来是的You're looking handsome as ever, Clive. 你和以前一样英气勃勃克莱夫As are you, Juliana. 你也一如往常的明媚动人朱莉安娜You look hot enough to cook a pizza on... 你性感火辣地都可以烤披萨了in. 乳火焚身I see the speaker business is treating you well. 看来你的扬声器生意赚了不少I don't like to talk about money... 我不喜欢谈钱but I have exactly $10 million... 但请完你这杯马丁尼之后minus the cost of your next drink. 我正好还有一千万家产Two. Just two appletinis, please. 两杯只要两杯苹果马提尼Thank you so much. 非常感谢Yeah... 这个Why do I get the feeling you're not really a salesman? 我为什么觉得你不像是真的商人Ohh... pretty and smart. 挺秀外慧中的嘛Ohh... pretty and smart. pretty有"非常"和"漂亮"之意or should I say "pretty smart"? 还是该说你是机智过人呀I might do some high-risk work for 我也有在为美国政府做Uncle Sam that takes me clear around the country. 一些危险工作所以经常得在国内跑来跑去Mm, so you could say you're a... 你意思是说你是一个national man of mystery. 神秘的国家干员吗- Never did catch what you do. - Didn't you? -老是没搞清你是做哪行的 -还没搞清吗Surprising, I know. I'm usually 是还挺奇怪的我通常pretty good at catching things from women in bars. 还挺擅长在酒吧里观察出女人的小细节的Well... Clive, I am just a bored housewife 克莱夫我只是个寂寞主妇with a dark side and an hour to kill 暗自偷欢仅有一小时消遣作乐Is that what I think it is? 这是我想的那个玩意吗It's not a gift card. Or maybe it is. 这不是张礼物卡不过也可以是张"礼物"卡I'll be upstairs, Clive. Don't take too long. 我去楼上等你了克莱夫别让我等太久I never do. 我从不会让人等- Jay, relax. - I'm sorry. The place is a dump. -杰放松点 -抱歉这地方太垃圾了- It's beautiful. - Nothing good on the menu. -这地方美极了 -菜单上没好菜You see the hands on our waiter? 看见那个服务生的手了吗Looks like he's been birthing hogs. 感觉他给猪接生过一样Let's just get out of here. 我们赶紧打道回府吧I don't know what's wrong with you tonight, 我不知道你今晚是哪根筋不对but I'm hungry, I look fantastic, 我打扮的漂漂亮亮的而且我饿了we're staying. 所以我们留下Five-course dinner waiting at home, 精心准备的五道菜晚餐在家里等着and she's strapping on the feed bag at Ibiza. 而她却死活要在这吃垃圾But then an angel from heaven saved the night. 但是天堂来的天使拯救了这个夜晚You took our reservation! 你把我们预约的桌子占了"Pritchett for two" is us. 两位姓普里契特的是我们Come on, let's go! Move your bottom. Come on. Come on. 快点快走赶紧起来快走A big gay angel. 胖嘟嘟的同性恋天使- Hello. - Hello, Clive. -喂 -喂克莱夫How close are you? 你还要多久I am right outside your door. •我在你门口外等着呢- Are you ready? - Oh, I'm ready. -准备好了吗 -准备好了I don't think you are, because I can still hear your pants. 我可不这么认为我还能听见你裤子的摩擦声呢Well, maybe I should just shut them up. 好吧也许我应该把裤子给脱掉[闭嘴]I'll be out in a minute. 我马上就出来So... will... I. 我也是Juliana? 朱莉安娜Clive, where are you? 克莱夫你在哪You have to come find me. 你得自己来找Hello? 哈罗Clive, I give up. Where are you? 克莱夫我放弃你在哪I'm right here on the bed. 我就在床上Phil, what room are you in? 菲尔你在几号房- Who's this "Phil"? - Seriously, what room are you in? -菲尔是谁 -我说真的你在几号房- I'm in... 702. - I'm in 226. -七零二号房 -我在二二六号房What?! 啥Well, w-whose room is this, then? 那这个是谁的房间啊There's been a tiny mistake. 出了点小小的差错By the way, I need to apologize to you. 还有我想向你道歉I'm sorry I got so silly with all that Broderick stuff earlier.很抱歉前段时间为布拉德里克的事情闹脾气Oh, please, do not worry about it. 没事的这没什么大不了Cam, I like it when you get a little jealous. 小卡你吃醋的样子我最喜欢了Cut it out. 讨厌As long as we can agree 只要我们能达成共识he does not have a crush on me. 知道他对我没意思就行啦Absolutely. 当然- So, to us. - To us. -那么为了我们的爱干杯 -干杯He does not have a crush on you. 他对你没有意思- No. - Nope. -没有 -一点都没有Why do I feel like you're hinting at something? 我怎么觉得你在暗示什么Mitchell, 米奇尔we have talked long enough about Broderick's crush, 关于布拉德里克的小暗恋我们已经谈了很多次了which he does not have... 显然他根本没那个意思on you. 起码对你没意思- Oh, my God, what? - Okay, fine. -天哪你想说啥 -好吧Since you won't let it go... 既然你要打破砂锅问到底your assistant is hot for me. 你的助理对我有意思That's why he's been playing the saboteur. 所以他才从中作梗And you're sure it's not because he wants me? 你敢肯定不是因为他对我有意思吗You just said he didn't. 你才说了他对你没意思Well, I was protecting your feelings. 我只是在顾及你的感受He hugged me in the elevator. 他在电梯里面拥抱我了He hugged me in the elevator. 佛蒙特州允许同性恋婚姻Well, pick out china 那好那咱家产分了and move to Vermont. 你速度搬去佛蒙特周去结婚吧He said it kills him to see someone else have something he wants.他说看到别人拥有他所爱之人让他生不如死Yes. Yes. You're the someone and I'm the something. 没错你就是那个别人我就是他所爱之人Okay. All right. 好吧不争了- Call him. - Call him? -给他打电话吧 -打电话Call him. 打去问他啊Why don't we just go over to 要不要干脆直接去他家his house and stand on opposite sides of the room 咱俩各站一边and see which one of us he runs to? 看看他奔向谁的怀抱You get the check. I'll get the car. 你去结帐我去提车We are not going over there. 我们才不去他家呢And we're not calling him. 也不会给他打电话Cam, who cares which one of us he has a crush on? 小卡谁在乎他迷上了谁The important thing is, I have a crush on you. 重要的是我迷上了你And I wouldn't blame Broderick if he did, too. 就算我的秘书也迷上了你我不怪他That's so sweet. 你嘴真甜I- I wouldn't blame him if he had a crush on you, either. 要是他迷上了你我也不会怪他的Good. 好吧- "Good" What? - Just, good. -什么东西 "好吧" -就单纯的"好吧""Good" meaning we're done with this, or "好吧"意思是到此为止呢"Good" meaning you still think he has a crush on you? 还是"好吧"你还是觉得他迷上的是你啊Oh, Cam! 得了吧小卡- The second one. - I'm getting the car. -后者 -我这就去提车Would you please just come in the house?! 你就跟我进屋去吧You had a whole year to plan, but you don't make an effort. 你有一整年的时间去准备但你根本没用过心I am the second wife, Jay. 杰我是你的新任娇妻Why do you treat me like I'm the first? 为啥你对我跟对黄脸婆原配似的Look about it inside. Where are you going? 咱们进屋再说你去哪I'm gonna take a ride. I need to cool down. 我要去兜兜风我需要冷静一下Just come in the house. I promise you'll feel better. 你就跟我进屋吧我保证你会感觉好一点I don't want to go in there. 我不想进屋You're gonna like it better inside. 进屋去你肯定会感觉好多的Don't hold me back. 别拦着我I'm sorry about this, honey. I'm sorry. 不好意思亲爱的我得动粗了Jay, what are you doing? Are you crazy?! 杰你干什么你疯啦Jay, what are you doing? Are you crazy?! [西班牙语]What are you doing? Have you lost your mind? 你在干什么啊你疯了吗No, but you're about to. 没有不过你马上会疯狂的Happy Valentine's Day! 情人节快乐What the hell? 怎么了这是Gloria! 歌洛莉亚Honey. 宝贝儿I'm going for a drive. 我要去兜风了I had a whole private dinner planned. 我本来准备了一个秘密晚餐I don't know what happened. 结果不知道为什么变这样了But I do. I know exactly what happened! 我知道我明白怎么回事No, you don't. 不你不知道- What the hell? - I win! -什么 -我赢了I see you sneaking around, trying to trick me, 我早发现你偷偷摸摸打算耍我一下so when I figure it out, 所以当我搞清楚之后I move the party over here, and I trick you. I win! 就把晚餐移到这边来了然后耍了你我赢啦What do you mean, you win? 什么叫你赢了I know you think I think you're not romantic, 我知道你觉得我认为你不够浪漫but I think you think I'm not smarter than you. 但我觉得你认为我没你聪明So now we know. 现在真相大白了You are romantic, and I'm smarter than you. 你够浪漫我也比你聪明And I bought you a motorcycle. 而且我还给你买了辆摩托Oh, my God. It's fantastic. 天哪这车真棒I win again! 我又赢了Honey, I love all this, but you can't win Valentine's Day. 宝贝儿我喜欢这一切不过情人节不是让你赢的I mean, you defeat the whole idea 我是说如果你把情人节搞成一个if you make it into some silly competition. 愚蠢的竞赛那这节日的意义就没了Shut up. I win. 闭嘴吧我赢了- Let's go. - So we're really doing this? -出发吧 -我们真要去吗- Oh, we're doing this. - Well, it's gonna be me. -必须的 -他肯定是迷上我的- I'm already embarrassed for you. - All right. -我已经在为你等会的囧样难过了 -好吧走- Oh, wait. - What? -等一下 -怎么了- Oh, it's a text from Broderick. - Read it. -布拉德利克来短信了 -读出来"Mitchell, by now I'm sure Cameron "米奇尔我相信你爱人已经告诉你has told you what happened in the elevator. 在电梯里发生的一切了While I meant every word I said, 我所说的一切都是肺腑之言I realize how unprofessional I was. 我明白这样做十分失职Please accept my resignation. 请接受我的辞职What you have with Cam is very special, 你和你爱人的感情来之不易and I would never forgive myself if I came between you. 如果我成了第三者我永远不会原谅自己Treasure each other. Sincerely, Broderick". 从心底祝福你们珍重对方布拉德利克"- Oh, Cam, what are we doing here? - I don't know. -天哪我们在干什么呢 -我也不知道Maybe if some assistant's crush 如果一个小秘书对谁着迷is so important to us, 值得我们如此大动干戈的话it means we should appreciate each other a little bit more. 我们真应该更加珍惜对方Well, I can't think of a better time to start. Come here. 是啊这正是个重新开始的好时机来吧And the great thing about that text 而短信最棒的地方就在于is we don't have to know which one of us he wanted. 我们无需知道他到底迷上了谁I know. 我知道I know. 我知道What are you doing? 你在这干什么呢Valentine's Day isn't over yet, Juliana. 情人节还没结束呢朱莉安娜Sweetie, let's not push it. 亲爱的别强求了You almost got arrested tonight. 你今晚可是差点进警局了That's how it's gonna be? 那今晚就这么不了了之吗- You're just giving up on us? - I am not giving up on us. -你就这么放弃我们的感情吗 -我不是放弃I am giving up on Clive and Juliana. 我只是放弃了克莱夫和朱莉安娜Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 等一下等等等等I know a couple of people who could possibly save this night.我知道有不少男女都有本事挽回这局面Maybe you've heard of them... 或许你知道他俩"Two American kids, doing the best that they can..." 两个美国青年尽他们所能Phil and Claire Dunphy. 菲尔和克莱尔I am not going back to that hotel tonight, 我今晚绝对不会再回那个旅馆了and I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to. 而且我肯定你被禁止进入了Don't need to. Phil and Claire have a bedroom, 不需要菲尔和克莱尔有间卧室which they can turn into a hotel whenever they want. 他们随时可以把那间卧室当成旅馆But the kids... 但是孩子们They're not expecting us home this early. 他们不会料到我们这么早回家So, you up for a little adventure... 如何你准备好去冒险了吗Claire? 克莱尔Do you think you can handle it... 你觉得你能搞定吗Phil? 菲尔"I can't be the girl you want me to be, David. "戴维我无法成为你理想中的女孩"I can only be me. Goodbye. Haley." 我只能做我自己再见了海莉"Send it. 发送- I don't know. - Here, I'll help you. -我犹豫不决 -来吧我帮你发送No, no, no, no, no! 别别别Wow. 哇That feels really good. 感觉真棒Because you're free. 因为你自由了And really scary. I haven't been single since I was 9. 可我很害怕我从九岁开始就从未单身过That's why you need to take your time now... 所以你应该开始慢慢来Really get to know yourself before you make any decisions...在你做任何决定之前必须先了解自己Five, six years maybe. 大概花五六年吧Years?! I have to call David. 要数以年计吗我得给戴维打电话The boy who tossed you aside on Valentine's Day? 打电话给一个情人节把你置之不理的人吗No. 不需要You deserve better, Haley, 你配得上更好的人海莉a dreamer, a poet. 一个梦想家一个诗人Wait for him. 等着他出现吧He may be closer than you think. 他说不定就近在眼前Do you hear music? 你听见音乐声了吗Yes, and the fact that you hear it, too... 当然你之所以也能听见是因为Is that Dylan?! 是迪兰吗Oh my God! 天哪*Imagine me naked. 想象我赤身裸体*Am I a bad enough parent to ignore that? 我真是个坏到连这个都能无视的家长吗You are. You're really bad. 没错你可坏了*Without my best friend. 为你舍弃朋友也愿意*You know, the old Haley would have... 你看如果你是之前那个海莉早就- I love you, baby! - Haley! -我爱你宝贝 -海莉Salud, Jay! 干杯杰- There's my back. - Phil. -我的背挂彩了 -菲尔- Oh, no, keep the change. - Oh, thanks. -不用找零了 -谢谢Did you put an extra tiramisu in here? 你是不是又在里面多放了一块提拉米酥啊- Maybe. - Ryan, again? -算是吧 -雷恩老照顾我们不太好吧I just like coming here. 我只是很喜欢来你们这嘛I tell you, if you were single... 我跟你说如果你是单身的话- Ryan! - Ryan! -雷恩 -雷恩。